People skills, you’ve either got it or you ain’t. You know how it goes, you’re at a party and someone starts droning on about their shitty life.
If you nod at the right places and smile appropriately, you’ll be able to get away quickly without looking like a total douchface. This guy could do with brushing up on that.
It’s nearly summer time, which means heading to foreign soil to sit half naked on a crowded bit of land where dirt meets water, to spend your evenings looking like Dr. Zoidberg while drinking copious amounts of cheap local booze and copping off with strangers.
Or alternatively if you’re feeling the pinch, pretend you did all that instead—send one of these pretend postcards and act like you spent 2 weeks in Vegas surrounded by hot babes.
