Some people jump from atop buildings with parachutes strapped to their backs, some leap out of moving planes, some jump from bridges with rope attached to their feet. Jeremy Clarkson rolls Reliant Robins. Because that’s how he — ahem — rolls.
The only thing keeping him upright is the kindness of celebrities, which is what you need in a sticky situation. It’s what everyone needs when they fall over, a bunch of low-rent slebs to come along and put you upright.