What? You never seen two dogs dining in a busy restaurant before? Except, this restaurant sounds busy but doesn’t look it. Maybe the people dining are tiny people too small to see with the naked human eye.

But back to the dogs, they love dining out; the atmosphere, the crowds, the conversation. And they’re great company, but don’t leave the table to go to the toilet with an unfinished plate. By the time you get back there won’t be any food left. Dogs are big on greed.