Deep in the rain forests of the Amazon it looks like the horror of Starship Troopers has finally come true, there is some kind of large smart bug spreading infection amongst the local population and it aint pretty!

Scientist Dr Javier Holavez has discovered an entirely new genus that has a very distinctive insect bite that changes the genetical behavior of it’s victim into something scary and now it looks like the infection has reached the human population and the virus is spreading FAST!!!

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Listen up yo, and learn from the master. He’s licked more clams than you’ve had hot mussels.

Thank God I watched this video and have now become a man. But I also want to puke until I hurl up a lung. Confusing.

Be afraid…..Be VERY afraid!!!!

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