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The King is alive and well and hanging out on a tropical island with a few other celebrities whose deaths are awash with conspiracy theories.
Turns out Elvis, Tupac, Kurt, Marilyn, Bruce and John Lennon just want some peace and quiet—and some Bavarian beer.
Cinema Sins cast their scrupulous eye on the Harry Potter franchise, taking shots at the fourth installment, The Goblet Of Fire.
Sure it might have everything you think would make a great movie—a tournament, young love, illogical dragons—but some how it still managed to suck.
Batman’s not content to be the star of his own movies, his ego is so mega he has to star in other people’s films too.
So here he is cropping up again in famous movie scenes to tarnish your memories of them and be all aggressive and husky voiced.
This poor guy, his girlfriend is “literally dyinnnng” and “just can’t” after watching Beyonce’s “Drunk In Love” video, so he does what any concerned boyfriend would, he calls emergency services.
But what he’s failed to realise, and what the dispatcher reminds him, is “If a girl says she’s ‘literally’ doing anything, do not worry. That thing is not actually happening.” Stay safe out there.
The Screen Junkies guys previously showed how John McClane would need four lives just to get through the first Die Hard movie, so what about the other four?
Let’s just say that McClane should be grateful the laws of science don’t apply to Hollywood, because otherwise the movies would need to be set inside a hospital (preferably in McClane’s own head), while McClane lies in bed in an induced coma, wrapped in bandages.
NDT always looks like he’s been taking some hits from the bong, and now with a slowed down voice he sounds like it too.
So listen to the great man answer the question “Who’s The Greatest Physicist In History?” and talk about colors and basically act like he’s just had a sesh with Snoop.
From Ferris Bueller giving life advice (“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”) to Tyler Durden giving the audience some home truths about consumerism, characters love breaking the fourth wall.
Meaning, they love crossing that fictional line and addressing the audience head-on because, you know, movies are actually real. And here’s ten of the best moments of that, picked subjectively by a random stranger who you’ll probably disagree with.
Kids these days, they don’t even know they’re born, etc, etc… but back in the 80s, it was very, very, very different.
Kevin Bacon knows about the suffering we all experienced back then, getting nuked on the way to Blockbuster, Rubik’s cube being the best app we had—but you try and tell the young people of today that… they won’t believe you.
