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We all know David Bowie is a space oddity, so that makes him the perfect person to be the first man to go and explore our nearest galaxy.
But what’s that, he’s acting like some kind of maniac. Holy Jeebus, you just can’t trust the British in space, especially British rock stars with weird coloured eyes. Just leave him up there.
It was just a normal Friday night in South London in 1990. But it wasn’t, because this was the night that Louis Theroux, Adam Buxton and Joe Cornish decided to change hip-hop dance culture forever with their moves to Dee Lite’s classic “Groove Is In The Heart”.
To this day it still stands as a watershed moment in the history of dancing, when three men came together and showed the world something beautiful.
The Olympics is coming to London. Hoorah! It’s going to be so full of superhumans breaking insane records and showing Olympian power that you’re going to be knackered just watching them.
And if you needed proof of how awesome these elite athletes are, here’s long jump champ J.J. Jeged leaping over not one, but three MINIs (red, white & blue…nice touch) like it ain’t no thang. Never saw Evel Knieval do that, did you? If this becomes an official event at the 2012 Olympics in London then the UK might just be in with a chance of winning a gold. Sweet.
Dom Joly, the star of Trigger Happy TV introduced us to the annoying idiot shouting at the top of his voice on an over-sized mobile phone. He’s an awful lot like Marmite, you either love him or hate him. Now the two essential ingredients are combined to show you how to hone your ‘Haute Cuisine – Hate Cuisine’ skillz in the kitchen.
Forget ‘Epic Meal Time’, those guys would never attempt this. Have you ever tried a squeeze of Marmite when frying mushrooms? It’s a cinch and gives them a real zing! The real question is, can you actually remember where the kitchen is? If you can i suggest you check out more on Marmite’s Facebook page.
Not sure what sort of balls Philippe Senderos has been playing around with, by the sound of it Joey Barton’s, but what goes on in the shower room should stay in the shower room.
These footballers, if they’re not shagging their brother’s wife or sleeping with ladies of the night, they’re doing unspeakable things on the football pitch.
OK, it’s time to play spot the barely recognisable celebrity, as this video takes a look at the very early careers of some of Hollywood’s golden eggs. When Jack Black was playing a goth in Never Ending Story III, he probably thought that was the zenith of his career.
But it’s humbling to know that they all started out somewhere, they didn’t just birth out of their momma’s womb straight onto the gravy train of nepotism and into a glamorous showbiz career.
Aloe Blacc’s new track, “Tonight Downtown”, is all about partying hard after a hard day’s work. It’s a subject matter we’re all familiar with, no doubt, so why not add your own personal spin on it by creating a remix of the track using the GoMix Facebook app.
You even get to use the original session files, because Mr Blacc is nice like that, interpreting them as you see fit. Dubstep it, make a hardcore gabba version, or turn it into a metalcore epic. The man himself will then review your handiwork and choose his favs to be announced online.
Still lamenting the death of the beehive-haired one? Then you can weep tears of empty hope at this turntablist tribute to the queen of binge. And its pretty damn funky.
So pour yourself a glass of something strong, neck some small tablets of something illegal and roll a fat one of something fragrant. And enjoy.
