
Man, this guy, this guy right here — forget about what you thought you knew about techno.
Because you don’t know shit abut techno, not like this guy, this guy goes from primal to cosmic to galactic ecstasy to acid to my god what the fuck is he on about!
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The great thing about a segway is that it allows really, really fat people to move around without having to burn off any precious calories.
Problem is, they’re really hard to navigate — at least they are if you’re taking driving lessons from these guffheads.
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If you’ve got nothing to do with your laser pen now that you’ll get arrested for shining them in passing helicopters and your cat’s lost interest, why not try this?
Take one along to a birthday party or celebration, position yourself covertly and start popping away.
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Jeremy Clarkson “enjoys” a ride in the smallest car in the world — and he doesn’t look ridiculous one bit. No siree, not one iota, not one dot.
OK, maybe he looks a little bit silly, what with him being quite tall and all. But it’s all part of the day job.
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If laughter is the best medicine, then qualm your outrage at the Jimmy Saville scandal with a dose of this video.
It’s wrong on so many levels, but don’t let that put you off because it’s also hilarious.
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Professor Brian Cox, the pinup boy of physics, takes us on a journey into this trousers.
A place where we can witness the splendours of his giant balls as they burst into life.
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The sound engineer is the alchemist of the music industry, transforming base singing into pop gold.
If you actually heard most singers in the recording studio, you’d be surprised at how many cats they drown.
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If you’re the type of person who likes to indulge in a spot of dogging, than the Lidl’s car park on a cold winters night is probably not the best place.
But that’s where these two numpties, Morris and Trevor, end up. But hey, if nothing else at least they’ve got each other.
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