
People skills, you’ve either got it or you ain’t. You know how it goes, you’re at a party and someone starts droning on about their shitty life.
If you nod at the right places and smile appropriately, you’ll be able to get away quickly without looking like a total douchface. This guy could do with brushing up on that.
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Liam Neeson. He might just look like a regular dad to you, but he’s actually a bad mofo.
Here are some of his best moments. Moments where he lost control of the raging beast within, lit up his lightsabre and released the kraken. Booyah!
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Life can be such a bummer living in one of the richest places in the world, all those movies to watch and you can’t choose which one. All the delicious, abundant food makes you so fat. Ugh!
In the style of Bob Dylan’s “Subterranean Homesick Blues” the First World Problems meme gets its own blues song. Now you’re going to have to listen to it. Gahd!
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Jimmy Kimmel and co take LOST and give it the unnecessary censorship treatment, bleeping out swears that were never there.
The storyline for LOST might have been a load of old nonsense but if the dialogue was this hilarious I might have bothered watching it past the second episode.
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Reginald D Hunter lays down how difficult it can be to understand our fellow man and woman, like when an Irish man walks up to you and calls you a c*nt.
Sure, you may think he’s being offensive and rude, but just call him a Paddy bastard and you’ll be the best of friends.
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Britain’s shittiest band have a proposal for what will undoubtedly be an amazing film that involves gateways to hell, pubs full of hot birds, No.1 albums and zombies.
Who wouldn’t want to invest in a film like that? So dig deep into your pockets and offer up a bit of pocket fluff in support for this incredible venture.
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There’s an outside chance that this isn’t actually a real prank, regardless, it’s a brilliant idea. Talk about inducing hours of therapy sessions later on for this kid.
The idea of raising a child for nine years to believe that you are English and not American and calling an umbrella a ‘bumbershoot’ is something special. I’d love to see his face on his 18th birthday…
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It’s not just people who lose their tiny little minds over shiny white apple merchandise. Household pets are becoming increasingly enamored with them too.
Here’s a supercut of just some of the videos on YouTube of pets playing games.
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