Bored of social conventions? Looking for a way to stick it to those subway riding sheeple? Like the frosty winter air whipping past your downstairs particulars? This could be for you.

All you need is a lack of pantaloons and an air of nonchalance and you’ll fit right in.
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So there are a lot of women out there who are unlucky in love and a huge majority of them own cats. Is this just a coincidence or is there more to it?

This video might just shed a bit of light on the phenomenon…
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Dwarf Vader explains how his Christmas was ruined by the re-purposed leg-wear of his repellent mother-in-law.

The only thing that could have rescued it from the jaws of utter fail would have been a bound and gagged Jamie Cullen and blowtorch.
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Just when you thought you’d seen the last from young Bradley, he manages one last hurrah to express his gratitude at getting an elicit kiss.

How can such a thing be possible, you might ask? Well, it has something to do with the age-old affliction of zombie penis.

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Ken Barlow, the legend of Coronation Street quite rightly gets a song featuring his infamous line, with a fittingly ridiculous video that features some of the cast members of everyone’s favourite soap.

Well, not everyone, because some people who like death and despair and cockneys moping about will watch Eastenders instead. But Barlow would have Pat Butcher in a fight any day of the week.

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It’s hard to even look into the mournful eyes of this pasta munching feline without being filled head to toe with emphatic sorrow. It’s like the Swamp of Sadness from The Neverending Story.

So moving is his gaze that Parry Gripp was inspired to create this audio odyssey in it’s honour.
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For his heinous crimes against Tesco and bringing the entire name of TV chefs into disrepute, klepto culinary criminal Antony Worrall Thompson is packed off to Lambshank Prison to serve out his sentence.

But how will this furry squirrel of a man endure the brutal realities of incarceration? Will he survive? Can Morgan Freeman help him whip up a mean chorizo and couscous stuffed marrow? Time will tell…

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We all hate them, you walk out at lunch time to get yourself a shitty tuna baguette from Pret and before you get to the door you’re pounced on by a charity mugger. Ugh!

When will they learn, learn that they have no place in society and that harassing people on the street as they go about their business is not a job. It’s lame.

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