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The spicy CILF gets all dirty talking about her clams and generally teasing us all with her filthy mouth. This is what cookery shows should be about.
Not some fat-tongued mockney douche-face going on about his organically grown aubergine. It should be a voluptuous honey talking potty-mouthed. Nom.
What happened Justin? Where are you in our hour of need? Where’s sexy? Is it not being brought back? Where have you taken it? And Why?
This is an impassioned plea from the many fans of Mr Timberlake, to just come back to doing what you do best. Please!
These are some next level goths right here, they’ve taken dancing to some nth level shiz — instead of using their feet, these kids are dancing with their elbows.
At least, you can only presume that they’re dancing and not trying to land an airplane that’s hovering overhead.
What’s a bunch of Aussies gonna do for some suburban sporting fun? Well, quite a lot actually, ranging from the gravel walk, to breaking the five second rule, to eating burnt, and even posting junk mail to people who specifically ask to not receive any.
Basically, these guys are crazier than the Jackass crew, they’re just off the fucking chain. They’re living on the edge, if they continue like this, who knows what’ll happen to them.
Bedknobs & Broomsticks – This is a children’s classic, it probably filled many of your childhood’s with untold happiness as you sat down with grandma to watch it’s charming plot about a women and some kids and a bed or something.
But who knew it had this line in it? As a child you just gloss over these things, but as an adult you got to wonder about the script writers maybe having a little joke.
Tourette’s syndrome, it’s a difficult problem that afflicts so many people. Those living with the condition can’t live a normal life because society won’t accept people shouting “chicken fucker” for no reason.
And shame on us all, because these people are hilarious. Every work place should have one to liven up the office and make everyone megalol.
The Time Lord is a bit of a randy bugger, it’s all that traversing the space-time continuum. It makes a man lonely, and when he’s surrounded by beautiful women. Well, it’s only a matter of, erm, time.
Don’t think any less of him, at least he just does it in his pants and doesn’t get it all over the TARDIS. He is just a man, after all.
Bet this local news guy was dreading this day a work. Jim, the weather guy doesn’t like spiders too much, so when a tarantula comes to the studio, he’s shitting a brick.
And we all know the best way to deal with someone who’s afraid of anything is to come at them with it, until they run screaming from the studio. Win.
