
Are all your friends having kids? Does it make you feel anxious and you wish they’d all just fuck off?
Don’t stress too much because help is at hand, with this brand new idea of not having kids! That way they’ll be no little shitbags running around ruining your life. Yay!
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Are you a dab hand at fixing a wheel to your skateboard? Then no doubt you could fix a Lynx Mark8 helicopter.
Sound logic, right? Nah, not really, and this parody ad makes it all too clear how dumb that reasoning really is—and how desperate these adverts sound.
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As if school closing for a day isn’t amazing enough, this principal takes the fun all the way up to 11.
Instead of the usual serious message about school being shut, the principal delivers one to the tune of Queen’s ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’, like the best principal ever.
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Micro-transactions in free-to-play mobile games are ruining everything forever for everyone.
At least, that’s what YouTuber Nerd³ thinks and he’s not afraid to have an epic, expletive-filled rage fest about it.
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Classical literature read by an original gangster, who goes by the name of Sparky Sweets.
In his latest analysis Sparky delves into Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov, the novelist who’s the king of unreliable narrators. Shit is whack, yo.
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Sure, you may think you’ve had some terrible haircuts down the years, but this compilation of abysmal barnets should make you feel a little better.
They’re the sort of hairstyles not even a mother or a 1980s stadium rock band could love—even in Medieval times these haircuts would’ve been frowned upon.
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How easy is it to down a 2 litre bottle of coke without letting out one single burp?
This guy gives it a go, but that’s not what’s most impressive about it, just wait until you hear the epic burp he releases after the challenge. Although it’s less of a burp and more like a killer whale’s mating call.
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It’s time to jump aboard the good ship nostalgia and journey back to your childhood—if you were a child of the 70s or 80s.
Back then Snickers bars were called Marathon and you had to use an actual map if you wanted to find out how to get somewhere. But we had Knight Rider and Mr. Ben so ner.
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