
Imagine a world without cell phones. Go on. It’s a terrifying thought, like having a limb amputated or something. But the world used to be like that, remember it?
When you’d be queuing at a bus stop and the only game you could play to pass the time was a boxing puppet match, or when the mail man used to punch you in the face before stuffing spam in your jacket? Bad times.
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They’ve been battling it out through the words of bloggers and journalists and in the forums of the internets.
So it’s about time that they did battle in the traditional form of the musical, West Side Story-style. Fight!
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It’s a jungle out there, and so when wooing a mate it’s appropriate to act like an animal too.
Taking mating rituals back to basics, this young couple act like they’re straight out of a nature documentary. Let’s hope they live happily ever after.
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It’s surprising the guy’s still got a girlfriend after pulling a prank like this.
In an elaborate trick, this guy builds a ghost puppet that comes out of the TV and scares the crap out of his other half.
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We’re all familiar with Hogwarts, the school for wizards that educated a certain Harry Potter.
But were you aware of its origin? Here, for the first time, is revealed the untold story of how the most famous school for witchcraft and wizardry was founded.
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It’s like a dog, but it’s also a cat — so how does that work?
It’s either some kind of mutant cat that likes chasing cars and playing frisbee, or they digitally transplanted a cat’s head onto a dog’s body. Either way: WANT!
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All the girls out there, if you’re worried that your man might leave you, then forget 40 years of feminism and follow these simply steps so you can ensure he stays around forever.
The way to keep a man is to make sure he’s constantly stuffed so he’ll be unable to move even if he wanted to.
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Stewart Lee casts his wit in the direction of the Scotch people who live in grim lands and eat fried food all day.
And they also like to chow down on a heroin supper every now and again, Stewart Lee should know, he’s Scotch after all.
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