Pete
Meet Pete, he’s just a regular, coffee drinking guy who’s stuck in a rut.
He works in cafe and he wants to do better in his life, it’s just a shame he’ll never get the chance to do that now.
Meet Pete, he’s just a regular, coffee drinking guy who’s stuck in a rut.
He works in cafe and he wants to do better in his life, it’s just a shame he’ll never get the chance to do that now.
Want to lose weight? Then if you’re doing normal exercise you’re going about it all the wrong way.
Instead, prancercise! It’s “A springy,rhythmic way of moving forward, similar to a horse’s gait and is ideally induced by elation.” Yeah!
Robbie Williams finally embraces loserhood, maybe it’s to do with getting older or becoming a father.
And to show how far from winning he’s come, he takes to Chatroulette to freak out some of the losers on there.
This is what happens when booze and sport meet, you get some nail biting moments of athletic prowess.
Well you would do if, say, Ursain Bolt was doing this, but as it’s a fat guy in sunglasses you get megalolz instead.
If you’ve ever tried reading 50 Shades of Grey with a straight face, for a start shame on you for reading it in the first place, and secondly you probably couldn’t.
To show you how impossible it is, Stu and Matt read passages to one another and try not to fall over laughing.
The rest of the day will have hard work keeping up with this level of awesome.
The Fresh Prince, Jazzy Jeff, and Carlton Banks come together to bust some tunes like it was 1993.
A lot of people get very cross about txt spk and the English language being abused.
But don’t be too cross, language evolves so just chillax about it all, and be book.
Wooing a stranger in public is not the easiest thing to do, but CDZA brings a bit of romance to the streets of New York without the creepiness.
Because the guy doing the wooing is not alone, he has a live band backing him up so he doesn’t look like a lone weirdo.