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Some people think a tank is weapon of destruction, sent to kill and maim the innocents of war. Not this guy, he’s turned it into a musical instrument.
You see, just because the military-industrial complex teaches us all to hate each other over crummy ideologies, doesn’t mean you have to follow the rules.
The Time Lord is a bit of a randy bugger, it’s all that traversing the space-time continuum. It makes a man lonely, and when he’s surrounded by beautiful women. Well, it’s only a matter of, erm, time.
Don’t think any less of him, at least he just does it in his pants and doesn’t get it all over the TARDIS. He is just a man, after all.
Science is cool, ok, so it might be a complete biatch to learn what you need to learn to make it through college, but never lose sight of the fact that….it really is COOL!
However, for those of us whose braincells were not genetically developed to process such learning, auto-tuned science is infinitely cooler!
If you’re going to parody Rebecca Black’s “My Moment”, then why the hell not do it wearing a wolf suit. If only Ms Black herself was a little more interesting and decided to dress up in various animal suits like an extra from Where The Wild Things Are, then she might get less hate from the internet.
These guys and girl know how to rock a town centre in middle England, you just need a some punk pixel noise and a chiptune solo. Done.
The tide has turned, in these end days, it’s no longer cool to hate the police. That was so 1988. Get with the 21st century.
It’s now the cool thing to help out your local constabulary, so pick up a truncheon, put a blue tit on your head, and go crack some skulls!
Aloe Blacc’s new track, “Tonight Downtown”, is all about partying hard after a hard day’s work. It’s a subject matter we’re all familiar with, no doubt, so why not add your own personal spin on it by creating a remix of the track using the GoMix Facebook app.
You even get to use the original session files, because Mr Blacc is nice like that, interpreting them as you see fit. Dubstep it, make a hardcore gabba version, or turn it into a metalcore epic. The man himself will then review your handiwork and choose his favs to be announced online.
If you shop in Poundland, get your trainers from Sports direct, and consider finding 10p on the floor a great victory, then these guys are your champions. What with the world economy eating itself, we’re all going to be rapping with dem bludkis soon.
Don’t be ashamed that you shower in the rain, that the Tesco Value range is too pricey for you, these guys have got your back.
“Cwmbran is a new town in Wales within the historic boundaries of Monmouthshire, and county borough of Torfaen. It was established in 1949 to provide new employment opportunities in the south eastern portion of the South Wales Coalfield.
Cwmbrân means “valley of the crow” in the Welsh language. It is twinned with Bruchsal, Germany and Carbonne, France.” Basically it’s more street than concrete.
