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Your thoughts on what military rations might taste like that date back to the Vietnam war are probably correct.
I.e. they taste like shit and this brave soul tasted them so we don’t have to, making acute observations like it “looks like a disc of disease” and “smells like rot”. M’mm.
“It’s not who you are underneath. It’s what you do that defines you.” So said Katie Holmes in Batman Begins and here is someone doing just that.
It doesn’t matter that he’s a dad underneath that mask, he acts like an annoying troll to his family and that’s why the internet loves him.
Are you a nerd of a geek? If you have to ask yourself that question you’re probably neither.
But much more importantly, who would win in an epic rap battle between the two? There’s only one way to find out: FIIIIIIIGHT!!
Well, it looks like we have a winner for the Treehouse of Horror intros?, this one being a phantasmagorical culmination of all that has gone before.
All the stops have been pulled and you’ll be there for days rewinding and guessing all the filmic and horror references, from Phantom of? the Paradise to Cthulhu.
“I’ve never felt such infinite beauty in my? life.” Well, that’s what comes when you fill your brain with psychedelics.
Back in the 1950s, LSD could still be used by the medical establishment to test on subjects — here’s what happened when a housewife tripped balls.
Joss Whedeon was supposed to be making a Wonder Woman film about 50 million years ago, but he did the Avengers instead.
We can forget about Joss anyway now and enjoy this awesome short-short by Rainfall Films instead. Then someone do the decent thing and commission a feature.
Beware the menace that is spiders on drugs, stealing your car, loitering around your residential halls, killing flies for fun. FOR FUN!!!!
Just check out these degenerates, scary at the best of times, on drugs they’re just plain terrifying. Terrifyingly stupid.
What kind of analogy would you use to explain girlfriends to a small child? Turns out a pair of white sneakers works quite well.
And make sure you swear quite a bit too, that way you’ll prepare that 2 year old as well as you possibly can.
