Leveson: The Musical
So the Leveson inquiry plods on and to make it appeal more to the masses, they’ve had it autotuned! Genius.
Also it turns out that the ‘ranga and her hubby are being charged with perversion of justice. Result!
Spider Pack
What fresh hell is this? Spiders are solitary killers no more. If Attenborough is right they’re now hunting in packs.
Yes death awaits us with hundreds of pairs of mandibles and glue shooting butt-holes. Thanks for the nightmares, David.
Win the ultimate open day @ UEA
The University of East Anglia believes that Open Days are hands down the best way to see what a uni has to offer. So this year, it is offering six students plus their parents and three of their friends the ultimate in Open Day Experiences – a VIP, bespoke, all expenses paid day at UEA that’s a stress-free budget-free way to explore what they have to offer.
Plus, for those that attend the Open Day and go on to study with UEA, one lucky winner will also be picked to win an “Access all Areas” campus card, giving them free access to music, sports and arts events for the duration of their undergraduate degree.
Super Matzke Bros. 2011
As if there weren’t already enough videos of people showing off their acrobatic expertise, here’s another.
These two guys are pretty awesome though and have included all their bloopers at the end. The bloopers are better IMO.
Daniel Simonsen on Good News
A comedian without any actual jokes is a rare creature. Not only does this guy not have any jokes but he’s agonisingly awkward.
Cap that off with a thick Norwegian accent and you’d expect him to be terrible. Somehow though he’s totally hilarious. Hat’s off to you mate!
Poundland’s Finest Hour
Ashen is a man who likes a deal. More than that though he likes nothing more than merciless mockery.
Luckily for him he managed to spot something that looked like a deal but upon closer inspection was fodder for merciless mockery. At least karma comes cheap.
Sing It – Rebecca Black
You were probably just wondering what had happened to Rebecca Black and the soulful, sultry sound of her exquisite voice.
Well, she’s back! Time to set your ears to stun and crank the volume. because she’s gone from web wannabe to polished turd.
Highline sensation
Mucking about with a slack-line tethered between two trees in a park is one thing but doing it over a gaping chasm is quite another.
These guys make it look like nothing, some even doing it with their eyes covered. Bloody showoffs.
