
The whole gym experience has changed quite a lot since the 1940s. Back then it was apparently about machines that turn you into a sea nymph.
If modern day gyms were a bit more like this, with weird machines and curvy ladies, I might think about going…
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Ever wanted to know what a potato would sound like if it had a voice and decided to start emceeing? It would sound a little like MC Dave.
He’s spitting lyrics about all sorts of ill, mad decent craziness, like nitrous oxide, Cornettos, cognac, Blackberrys — nothing is out of reach of his lyrical skillz. Heavy bruv.
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Call me cynical if you like, but I reckon this was just an elaborate way to claim a bunch of iPads as a business expense.
Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Excuse me, I’m just off to the apple shop then to E-Bay to make my fortune.
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Bangers and Mash is a British institution, but this kind of bangers and mash is not the sort you want to be chowing down on any time soon.
Instead, this is a little ditty about going to the loo in a public toilet only to find someone been there before you and left a little surprise. Non-nom.
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If you thought that the Superbowl had some pretty decent half time adverts, you’d be right.
They’ve got nothing on the Hunger Games commercials though. You won’t see some chick sawing a dude’s head off with a coke can during the Superbowl, guaranteed.
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Everyone wants to be Don Draper, drinking whiskey at work, smoking ten cigarettes a minute and having hot women lust after you whenever you walk into a room.
But it’s never going to happen, so instead make do with this Mad Men game where you can pretend to be him while he completes some tasks to help the company. If only there was an X-rated version.
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We’ve all got a funny peeing story, right? Like that time you peed in your cupboard in the middle of the night thinking it was a urinal.
Or when you sleep walked into the middle of the street and urinated in the middle of the road or peed in a bottle on an airplane because you’re Gerard Depardieu and you don’t give a fuck.
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Sick of taking a dump and not having your knees up by your ears? Well now there is a solution!
Get yourself a Squatty Potty and you’ll be well on your way to squeezing out 8.6 Couric crowd pleasers time after time.
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