
Demba Ba and the premiership is experiencing a brand new drink problem and it could cause more problems than the usual whiskey chasers and their Balthazar-size champagne bottles that they drink off Medieval dwarves.
It’s strawberry syrup and it’s rocking football to its very core. Can the stars of the premiership survive? Do you care?
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If you enjoy Australians shouting the word “c*nt” again and again to the sound of South Park’s “America, F*ck Yeah!”–and let’s be honest, who doesn’t?–then you’ll lap up this little ditty.
It’s in celebration of Australia day, which is today, and commemorates the arrival of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove in 1788 when the Brits came along and ruined everything. Yay!
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It’s the terrifying tale of how a young man was subjected to endless horrors in the woods and so runs screaming, haunted and shaken from the trees, freaked out by some unearthly visitors.
And for all those naysayers out there who don’t believe this is aliens, have you never heard of intergalactic bovine spacecraft? You fools.
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As a general rule the Scottish aren’t all that fond of the English. If you can get one of them to speak to you though, this is the sort of thing you’re likely to hear.
Putting a lock on your bedroom door is probably a good idea too, unless you want anti-English subliminals.
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Well the Golden Globes missed a trick not featuring this little fella in their awards, but hopefully he won’t get overlooked by the Academy.
If Disney do another one of their “The Incredible Journey” films they should defo look this guy up, because he is an absolute pro. In fact, he’s a better actor than Roger Moore ever was.
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If you’re a fan of burly Swedish men in blonde Viking wigs singing Abba, then for one, you might need to get out more. And two, this is your video.
The Spooky Men’s Chorales play the main stage at the Shrewsbury Folk Festival, delivering a vocal performance that will have you reassessing your devotion to the original. Rave!
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If you ever find yourself in a Toronto bookshop and notice a man his wife a shifting books around, grouping them into colours and taking pictures every few minutes, this is why.
It’s cool and everything but I think I’d still rather have a kindle…
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Holy crapwad buckets! At one point Jodie Marsh was an annoying, attention-seeking glamour girl and now look how she’s matured into an annoying, attention-seeking bodybuilder.
It’s incredible the life-journey she’s been on, and continues to be on! And just look how bronzed she is, which is a marked improvement on the usual orange.
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