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Bedknobs & Broomsticks – This is a children’s classic, it probably filled many of your childhood’s with untold happiness as you sat down with grandma to watch it’s charming plot about a women and some kids and a bed or something.
But who knew it had this line in it? As a child you just gloss over these things, but as an adult you got to wonder about the script writers maybe having a little joke.
Tourette’s syndrome, it’s a difficult problem that afflicts so many people. Those living with the condition can’t live a normal life because society won’t accept people shouting “chicken fucker” for no reason.
And shame on us all, because these people are hilarious. Every work place should have one to liven up the office and make everyone megalol.
Some people think a tank is weapon of destruction, sent to kill and maim the innocents of war. Not this guy, he’s turned it into a musical instrument.
You see, just because the military-industrial complex teaches us all to hate each other over crummy ideologies, doesn’t mean you have to follow the rules.
If you had a chance to choose some poignant words that would act as a label for yourself and your life, what would you choose? It’s not as easy as you might think. It’s almost like writing an epitaph for the life you are still living.
Take these people for example, living along the most famous of American highways, Route 66. Random people, random lives, all with one thing in common that connects them all. Life might not seem so diverse, but deep down we are all unique individuals.
Just when you thought it was safe to go hiking without the fear of being abducted and having your mouth sewn to someone’s a-hole, along comes this, the sequel. And nothing really says it better than the official blurb:
“The story of a man who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the first film in the series, The Human Centipede, and uses sandpaper to pleasure himself whilst watching the film. He decides to create a “human centipede” of his own, this time comprised of twelve victims as opposed to the first film’s three.” Scientifically inaccurate horror films. Fuck yeah.
Bet this local news guy was dreading this day a work. Jim, the weather guy doesn’t like spiders too much, so when a tarantula comes to the studio, he’s shitting a brick.
And we all know the best way to deal with someone who’s afraid of anything is to come at them with it, until they run screaming from the studio. Win.
Science is cool, ok, so it might be a complete biatch to learn what you need to learn to make it through college, but never lose sight of the fact that….it really is COOL!
However, for those of us whose braincells were not genetically developed to process such learning, auto-tuned science is infinitely cooler!
G’day mate! There’s nothing like getting the news that your tinny drinking, kangaroo shagging cousin from daaaan under is coming over for a little visit. It’s enough to make a grown man cry.
And cry Tom Cruise does. It’s devastating news for someone of Tom’s stature, what will his highfalutin Hollywood chums say when his bedraggled pom-hating Australian brethren turn up? He’ll afta throw another shrimp on the barbie, mate.
