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If you think football’s a pretty cool sport, it’s played by a bunch of overpaid drama queens compared to this. Look at them jumping through the air to high-kick the ball.
In feudal Japan, this is the sport you’d imagine the covert warriors of the ruling classes undertaking in their downtime. Perhaps breaking out into a full combat situation that will see teams of ninjas facing off against each other.
If you shop in Poundland, get your trainers from Sports direct, and consider finding 10p on the floor a great victory, then these guys are your champions. What with the world economy eating itself, we’re all going to be rapping with dem bludkis soon.
Don’t be ashamed that you shower in the rain, that the Tesco Value range is too pricey for you, these guys have got your back.
“Cwmbran is a new town in Wales within the historic boundaries of Monmouthshire, and county borough of Torfaen. It was established in 1949 to provide new employment opportunities in the south eastern portion of the South Wales Coalfield.
Cwmbrân means “valley of the crow” in the Welsh language. It is twinned with Bruchsal, Germany and Carbonne, France.” Basically it’s more street than concrete.
Those trees might look all innocent, standing there all tall and that, growing real slow and looking like they’re just minding their own, enjoying the sunlight and ingesting carbon dioxide.
But! There’s another side to them, a side that it takes a special kind of person to see. And believe me, these guys are very special indeed.
Still lamenting the death of the beehive-haired one? Then you can weep tears of empty hope at this turntablist tribute to the queen of binge. And its pretty damn funky.
So pour yourself a glass of something strong, neck some small tablets of something illegal and roll a fat one of something fragrant. And enjoy.
Foreplay. It’s a tricky area, literally. Since time eternal man has struggled with getting it right. Woman have been left frustrated, men confused. How long can we all go on like this? What can we do to sort out this sticky mess?
Well, who knows. But Jim Jefferies steps up to tell it like it is, delicately describing the differences between what men consider foreplay and what women consider foreplay. While using the word cunt as often as possible.
So just what has this sweet looking old lady got hidden under her bed? What delights will the Cash in the Attic team find that can maybe bring her some joy?
Ah. Well, it looks like they’ve found something that can certainly bring her some joy, whether she’ll want to part with it is another matter.
Steve Hughes breaks it down for us all. Which means it’s OK for you to like cooking and heavy metal. It doesn’t mean you’re gay.
He also points out the irony of rugby players and the like calling guys who bake cakes gay when they spend their time showering with butch naked men. Oh the humanity!
