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Man vs. nature, it’s one of the oldest battles we’ve ever fought. Since our distant DNA crawled from the sea in harsh, primordial conditions, we’re forever rallying against that which gave birth to us.
So, why not include Bear Grylls & make an RPG of it? Instead of getting lost in the woods and wrestling grizzlies while upper cutting alligators & drinking your own piss, you can do it all from the comfort of your own basement.
I’m sure Lexi will be, what’s the word: charmed? No, harrowed, about this delightful video message that might as well be a sign saying “I will stalk you until they break my door down and drag me away in a straight jacket”.
This guy is either going to end up a serial killer or a computer programmer or a serial killing computer programmer.
Are you fed up with the grinding monotony of your daily life? Then why not commit the perfect murder and bring a little Hitchcockian mystery into your mundane existence.
How? Well you just can just google it, there’s enough info on the web to train you to be a killer and commit the perfect crime. Just remember to delete your search history after.
The News of the World hacking story has exploded like a giant pus throbbing with liquid revulsion. And now, the most popular newspaper in the solar system has chomped off its own rotten tail, like some ravenous toxic ouroboros.
And so it ends, all those employees with homes to feed and mortgages to spend, now they’re going to have to sit at home — waiting — waiting to relaunch as the Sunday Sun.
The guys from Improv Everywhere turn a carousel full of little kids into a competitive horse race complete with commentators and many lulz.
The jockey is also joined by a trumpet player and the crowd just gawp on in a “lol-wut?” kind of way. You’ve got to love these guys, wish they’d come to London.
Internet rapper Dan Bull begins his commercial career by making a song for online vintage clothing store Thrifty Beatnik, which could just as easily describe the man himself. No?
And it’s his usual style of wit and charm all uttered with an unmistakable English accent that sounds a little bit like that guy from The Streets.
The fourth of July just passed — that date that celebrates the Tom Cruise movie where he plays a cripple — so what better way to stir up some of the old passions than interviewing an Englishman who knows his American culture like he knows his way to the dentist.
But anyway, we all know that the US is so young it doesn’t really have much of a history; it fought some wars, didn’t fight some other wars, that’s about it. Whereas good ol’ Blighty is rich in historical wealth with its castles, its country houses, its imperialism.
This couldn’t be any more in-your-end-o if it contained Sid James in a toga juggling Barbara Windsor’s funbags in the British countryside.
It’ll take all your concentration and brain power to try and work out what it is they’re actually going on about with regards to the actual game, rather than just talking absolute filth to one another.
