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So the PSN network went down due to Anonymous or some faceless hacktivists attacking it because of some random cause, and it was a traumatic time for many people. Just how were they going to spend their time now? Go outside? For a walk? Dear God no.
Maybe you did what these guys did, instead of getting your senseless killing online, you got it for real. Because what are friends for if you can’t beat and shoot the crap out of them.
If this video doesn’t make you want to don a safari hat and go dancing in the street like a loon, then there must be something seriously wrong with you.
So off you go, don’t forget the hat, and make sure you get a friend to join you so they can dress up in lion costume and chase you round the neighbourhood. Chop-chop.
Time was, maybe way back before the Industrial Revolution, when being a climate scientist was nothing to shout about, no one even knew about the ozone layer. And now look at them, they have their own rap song.
They’re the toast of Rap Land, the MCs with the mostest, laying it down like they see it. And they see it melting, fast. So next time you laugh in the face of one for studying the art of nothingness, just remember, there used to be polar ice caps, now there’s just hot air, and not just the stuff coming from your stupid ass-mouth. I’m a Climate scientist YO!
Dan Bull, poet laureate of the interwebs gives his rap verdict on all those super injunctions that everyone’s getting all upset about and that. Haven’t we got bigger things to worry about than rich people cheating on their spouses?
Like, what to have for dinner? Or maybe not, maybe censorship is wrong in all its many forms, plus there’s nothing better than reading some salacious gossip over your Sunday breakfast of fried lolz.
They’re spreading. These weird insects with a flower for a head; first they were discovered in the remote Amazon jungle, then they’ve slowly been making appearances outside of their native home.
What to do? Should we be afraid, excited, should we eat it? Should we take it home as a pet and breed them? Or should we kill it with fire?
A fascinating creature that can mimic any sound it hears in the forest. So that means other animals and… Rebecca Black’s hit “Friday”? Huh? WHY!? Even the woodlands of Australia aren’t safe from the horror of that pop turd.
It’s a sad day for the world when even the animal kingdom isn’t immune to the sickly nonsense of the teen pop factory lameness. Please, for the love of all that is sacred, don’t let this bird hear Justin Bieber.
In Hollywood’s tireless journey to systematically destroy everything you hold dear and sacred, they present to you the trailer for the Conan The Barbarian reboot. Shocking.
There’s no Arnie and it looks as polished and refined as a mummified turd covered in nail varnish. Why must they seek to destroy all that has meaning to us? Someone should make a mega-bucks, effects-laden movie about that.
“Gazman, it’s the Julianator!” Yes, the British festival season is nearly upon us and in this day and digital age, 21st century festival going means you can be all middle class and bring the kids with some artisan bread, pickled skunk, and sundried LSD.
No one loves that jolly nice experience more than Adam Buxton, who knows all about jumping in the 4×4, packing up the collapsible yurt and heading off to Sludge Fest. Cheers ears.
