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The only positive, moving forward, that you can take from some cringe worthy corporate retreat is watching your boss get pummeled in the face with a paintball gun. Although extreme versions like this, lost at 14,000 ft in the Andes mountains, could have their ‘positives’.
Just make sure your boss and douchebaggery colleagues retreat all the way into the vast, wild jungle while you get some bonding sessions with that leggy blonde from accounts.
It really looks like standards have been slipping on this hit cooking program recently. That’s right it looks like it has come down to a fatty, a baldy and a hairy. Lets see what they have created for the judges to eat?
Still the proof is in the pudding and you should never judge a book by it’s cover – I’m sure these freaks of fine cusine have something ’special’ on offer to tease our tastebuds?
Ah. Dan Bull returns with one of his achingly addictive raps about an issue with which we can all relate. How tenacious of him. The first casualty of war is truth. He’s right. You can always tell when politicians are lying. Look carefully at their mouth, if their lips move, then that’s the indication.
Puppetry, not democracy – another good point. And in America’s case, it was a chimp puppet that was doing the nefarious deeds. Bush – surely the worst proponent of the kind of stuff Bull is against. There’s one thing I disagree with, though. Wikileaks is good, but the best site ever? Clearly never been on Facebook, mate.
I mean, this is a great idea, but it is certainly helped by Steve. Steve looks strangely like he was made to be a ventriloquist’s dummy. Like he’s been waiting for this moment all his life. He looks so calm and happy. And he barely needs the mask – his face is already smooth and dollish. Even when he gets ridiculed, he embraces his role with open arms.
I mean, the comedy from Paul ain’t great – but jokes aside – he’s good at what he does. Whatever happens, though, just don’t ask him to say the letter B. Ventriloquists hate Bs. In ventriloquist school, it doesn’t even appear in the alphabet. True fact.
There’s something inifintely eery about ever-encroaching birds. They’re unpredictable, unavoidable and have an ability we can only dream of. Not even pleasant looking ladies in lovely driving scarves should feel safe from scratching claws and sharp beaks.
But imagine these women’s chagrin when they are instead faced by smooth oval predators. Expressionless, cold shelled killers change from potential breakfast and perfect prank missile into eye socket filling pre-bird monsters. Chilling.
Don’t panic, there were no cats hurt by lasers during the filming of this video – They were set to ’stun’!
These kittens suffer from something called Myotonia Congenita, a condition where the sufferer suddenly faints without warning. It’s not a nice disease, so appreciate the levels of dedication these kittens went through to make this video for your enjoyment.
Wikileaks has had a fair bit of press coverage recently due to the ’slightly’ epic amounts of US goverment documents relating to the Iraq war. Naughty Americans!
Not one to shy away from a controversy, Dan Bull weighs in on the latest documents uncovered – Predictably he thinks it’s the best thing since sliced bread and he spends nearly four toe tapping minutes rapping about why.
WTF Japan? WTF!!!??? Does the whole country get baptised in lysergic acid? Even by William Burroughs’s standards this is fucking weird.
You need to watch Naked Lunch just to come down from this and feel normal.
