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Ever wondered just how pure bottled water is? You know, those stunning ads of mountains & glaciers and all that “It’s SO good for you!” crap! Well, prepare to run to the nearest tap and down gallons of….tap water!
Derek (why would his parents name him that?) goes “Inside the Bottle” and exposes the billion dollar lie we’ve all been made to swallow. It’s enough to make you turn to drinking beer….*Wait!
The Minnesota State Fair, a place to get totally ripped, throw caution to the wind of change, forget about a little thing called YouTube, and just cut loose and bust some fabulous moves like it was your birth right.
Then reap the humiliation. In the Age Of Internet no where is safe. Not even Minnesota………. Oh. Dear. Me.
Talk about a ‘tight’ chick! – See a penny, pick it up, then a bunch of strangers in bunny costumes, banging drums, singing and dancing like a marching band of merry freaks come out of nowhere and scare the crap out of you.
Thank God she didn’t take any psychedelics that morning, otherwise this could’ve turned nasty. Seriously. WTF!?!
Stewart Lee has to be one of the world’s best stand-ups. He doesn’t just rely on observational crap like Michael Chub-faced McIntyre et al. He’s witty, persceptive and clever.
Here he architects a fantastic joke about the light fingered Joe Pasquale. In fact, it’s obviously the end of his set, but he manages to get numerous gags out. And he’s right, if Joe Pasquale was in your garden, you wouldn’t ask him to leave – the joe doesn’t work for him. So Pasquale gets outed on many levels. Poor to thieve in the first place, worse to not be able to execute it. I bet he winced when he watched this, whilst 300 and odd thousand others laugh.
Usually when someone tries to rap over something, or does an ‘experimental version’ of something it makes it approximately 400 times worse. In this case, someone has managed to make something that is already awesome, even more awesome.
And if you look carefully on the youtube comments, it would appear that someone from the film itself is showing his appreciation. Fight back that tears all you like, but we all have to admit – this pulls at the old heart strings harder than Shane Meadows ever could.
I have always disliked Nicholas Cage. Always. It’s the way he delivers his lines, how he plays the same character in every film he does and his face is just so…punchable. And now, we have this footage to prove he’s a money grabbing bastard as well.
There is nothing this man won’t do. Not content with ruining the old classic Wickerman, Cage is hellbent on doing any naff film idea under the sun. Whether it destroys the reputation of his career, or tarnishes the image of the film itself, as long as the money keeps coming – who cares? Long live crappy Nick Cage.
You have to admire this players…chest control (ahem). I’ve always said there should be more women in football. It’s only fair, isn’t it? I mean, they’re no inferior to us, are they?
Ok, it might have something to do with what happens in this video, but still – equality has never looked so good. Attractive women of the world: take your exams, don the shirt and start pulling out the yellows and reds. Oh, and remember: no sports bras allowed.
Wow. Someone got out of the wrong side of bed this morning. Maybe she’s annoyed because Konnie Huq got the X-Factor gig ahead of her. Maybe it’s that special time of the month when women are allowed to be complete arses. Who knows.
She certainly knows how to control a crowd of disillusioned friends and relatives though. She really is just that keen to read out the result. Although, it’s probably more likely she doesn’t give a fuck and just wants to get home. Reality TV fans: make sure you check who the presenter is before you book tickets to go and watch.
