This dog seems to think he needs to get his legs moving, despite it being decidedly aloft from the escalator’s metal surface. This is why dogs aren’t humans. A man can make a simple decision about an escalator. How it works, how to use it.
Then again, in its simplicity, a dog can enjoy many advantages. Like having the easiest life imaginable. I mean, who gets CARRIED on an escalator. Not you, not me. This dog may appear stupid, but it knows what it has to do to secure an easy life. Any more intrinsic intelligence, and life gets harder.
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Some people just have skills. Abilities. Derren Brown can read your mind. Cristiano Ronaldo can beat a whole team of players and stick it in the net. Well…you know that impossible second ‘I’m no Superman’ in the Scrubs theme tune? I know a guy who can come in on it. Nails it in one.
Edarem is up there with the greats. He’s been incarcerated in the past for his odd videos that have wowed the internet community, but he’s still got the skills. Watch and admire.
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What’s that you say…dance? Dance when? Now? Everbody Dance Now? Ok then.
I’d have to be seriously intoxicated to be able to move in this manner, so I am happy to view it from the safety from my sofa. And there’s no need to worry about your own abilities, I mean, because they’re animated, right? Whatever – watch and enjoy. Especially the guy in the suit.
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You’ve seen him on Shooting Stars as the van owning simpleton, well here he is at an event for Depression. If I was depressed, I think Angelos would turn me round. Especially when offending this intensely annoying interviewer.
Apparently people thought he was real when he first apppeared on Vic and Bob’s absurd quiz. I can see why. He’s totally immersed in his ridiculous character and getting more and more attention from comedy producers as a result. Long live Epithemiou.
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This must have taken an age to set up. This guy is really committed to testing the small print on products. Maybe he’s the guy that knows that watches are resistant to a certain depth. He’s down there, risking his life testing them all. Dolls with forks? Shark attacks? Man this is some robust memory. Shame the human brain isn’t the same.
This should be the official training routine of the British Armies. Forget firing ranges and obstacle courses, you ain’t fit for war unless you’ve withstanded what the Samsung Memory Card has been through. Simple.
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Some people might consider this a useless pursuit. Why would anyone watch Synchronised Walking when you have football or rugby. Well I for one am fascinated. I have respect for someone who can dribble past 2 Chelsea defenders, but it doesn’t come close to the admiration I have for these chaps.
Forget Rooney, it’s these lot that should be on £150,000 a week. Look at the way they march by, not even brushing each other. Absurd, maybe, but no more random and bizarre than 11 men chasing after a bit of leather.
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I know they’ve been around for a while, but this may be the oddest group in the world. Terrible rapping, awful tattoos, and even worse lyrics.
“All up in the interweb”? Really? Well, sir, I would but the argument forward that you still ARE a loser and a psycho.
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I’m pretty sure ‘I be a lump on you’ has never, ever been a lyric in a song in the history of all time. Unless someone had released an album about cancer. And that’s doubtful. Or maybe the NHS would consider funding it.
‘Asbestos’. Now there’s another word you wouldn’t usually find in songs. Loads of it in your roof cavity – but it’s not going to fall out of Robbie Williams’ or Shakira’s mouth. Unless they were very ill.
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