
Now this is the sort of sport I could really get into, I don’t want to see grown men kicking an evolved pig’s bladder about a field while they dive and prance about like a bunch of ballerinas.
Who gives a sh#t? I want to see gorgeous women shaking their soccer balls. Goal!
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This is what every man needs in his life to save him from the horror of cold leftover take-away – could this be the perfect live-in partner?
It would certainly make any bachelor’s life easier, no need to cook any more because it’ll all be done for you!
I think I’m in lurve…
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Listen up yo, and learn from the master. He’s licked more clams than you’ve had hot mussels.
Thank God I watched this video and have now become a man. But I also want to puke until I hurl up a lung. Confusing.
Be afraid…..Be VERY afraid!!!!
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The interwebs, it’s here to say and it’s not something that once you find it can ever leave alone again.
It’s something we all casually use trawling for pr0n, poking our friends or looking for lolz. But just how many people use the web? How many emails were sent? How many of those were spam?
Gimme some stats godammit! I want stats!
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South Africa’s premier rap group Die Antwoord get interviewed in their hood and give us a taste of their supreme badassness with a lyrical assault.
Just check out Ninja’s Dark Side of the Moon boxer shorts. You wouldn’t see Eminem in those.
Die Antwoord ft-muthafucking-w.
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This is an interesting short film by Ramin Bahrani, about a plastic bag and its epic journey across the barren landscapes of America searching for its maker.
But this isn’t just any plastic bag, not like the ones that douche from American Beauty was filming.
No, this plastic bag has the voice of filmmaker Werner Herzog.
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Oh man, this is heart-breaking. This poor little kid just wanted to join in the fun, be part of the gang.
He’s too young to understand he’s not a single lady. We’re all single ladies buddy, don’t cry!
The same thing happened to me though, I was bawling for hours.
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