Ah yes, “fucking magnets, how do they work?”—a line made famous by Insane Clown Posse’s track Miracles.
But you know what, how do they fucking work? It’s something to do with energy-related vectors and shit. Just watch the damn video.
Set to the tune of Billy Joel’s classic 80s hit, look back on all the celebrity hype from the year that was 2013.
It’s all here from Breaking Bad to Kimye’s pregnancy: Cyrus twerks, Bieber pees, can we have some real news please?
Newsflash: There are two Ian Watkins in the music industry, one of them has just gone to jail for horrific crimes, the other is H from Steps.
It’s confusing, so confusing that a popular US entertainment website even went as far to print a photo of H when talking about the other Ian Watkins. So in case you’re confused too, let Kunt and the Gang help clarify who’s who.
This insane cyclist took a Boris bike to France and rode it up Mont Ventoux—a gruelling 6,273ft peak in the French Alps.
Then, as if that wasn’t enough, he managed to return it to London before his 24-hour rental limit expired—like a fucking boss!
This is the kind of video that turns you into a Scrooge—a middle class family dressed in Christmas pyjamas rapping a Christmas video card to the world. Stop tapping that foot!
Detailing their collective accomplishments, it’s the sort of cringeworthy horror that will come back to haunt and embarrass these poor kids when they’re older. #pitythem
Ho ho. If you wanted to know the secrets behind the production of The Hobbit, then look no further.
Martin Freeman reveals such gems as the entire production was fuelled by cocaine consumption and how the entire cast got their job by sleeping with Peter Jackson. True story.
Gandalf has confronted the might of powerful demons before, but this time it’s not the Balrog who he must face down.
No, today’s enemy is a tram—no doubt it’s an evil tram that’s trying to stop the Fellowship from getting to Mount Doom to destroy the One Ring and save Middle Earth.
This is a surefire way to get a punch on the nose: going around an airport and “crashing” people’s calls by answering the conversations they’re having.
But it’s also a good way to deal with people who like talking way too loudly on their phones, like they think everyone gives a shit about their shitty convo and stupid stupidness. Ger!
