Joss Whedeon was supposed to be making a Wonder Woman film about 50 million years ago, but he did the Avengers instead.
We can forget about Joss anyway now and enjoy this awesome short-short by Rainfall Films instead. Then someone do the decent thing and commission a feature.
Beware the menace that is spiders on drugs, stealing your car, loitering around your residential halls, killing flies for fun. FOR FUN!!!!
Just check out these degenerates, scary at the best of times, on drugs they’re just plain terrifying. Terrifyingly stupid.
What kind of analogy would you use to explain girlfriends to a small child? Turns out a pair of white sneakers works quite well.
And make sure you swear quite a bit too, that way you’ll prepare that 2 year old as well as you possibly can.
Sure, they may be fantasy languages that exist only in the framework of TV shows and movies, but that doesn’t mean they’re complete hogwash.
American linguist John McWhorter explains how these “conlangs” (constructed languages) have all the complexities of real ones: grammar rules, high volume of words, room for evolution. Which is what makes them so captivating.
The new Star Wars movies are a bit of a bind for fans, as there’s so much potential to fuck things up.
So, JJ, maybe you should watch this video and abide by these 4 rules and hopefully it’ll turn out fine—just fine.
So you’re taking a vacation, you’ve been looking forward to it but you hate flying.
Don’t worry, the inflight movie should take your mind off it, just press play and — oh God, oh dear God no.
It’s worth watching this just to see Zach Galifianakis whip Bieber with his belt.
But that’s just one gem amongst a whole load of them—plus Zach gets to ask him about that Anne Frank comment and peeing in a bucket.
Farting in a confined space like a car is bad at the best of times, doing it on a first date is the lowest.
But that’s what these people have to endure as they suffer the indecency of their date letting rip without qualms.
