
Poor Cher Lloyd, she’s trying to perform for the X-Factor judges and she keeps getting interrupted by an angry Scottish lady.
But you know, it’s her own fault, she’s a grown woman and should know how to flush the toilet for chrissakes.
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You’re in the Mos Eisley Cantina and you’re about to embark on a speed dating session in the Star Wars universe.
So who would be your choice to take home for some action? Darth Vader (kinky!) ? Luke Skywalker? Emperor Palpatine? Jar Jar…no, don’t even think it.
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We live in a time where torture is referred to as “enhanced interrogation techniques” and the uber rich are “job creators”, so it’s good to remember these wise words from George Carlin.
It’s an always-timely reminder how we use language to soften the blow of everything from what we wipe our asses with to seeing the doctor.
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Tired with having people question whether he was a boy or girl, this emo decided to troll the trolls.
So he (she?) hot-footed it to Omegle to pretend to be a girl and the results are hilarity itself.
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If you like your action movies to come with everything proper and correct, you gotta go? with old-school Hong Kong.
And if you needed any proof of that matter, then check out the final fight from Eastern Condor between Yuen Biao, Sammo Hung and Yuen Wah.
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This is one to give you nightmares, especially if you visited this store.
“Toys” turn out to be actually just midgets dressed up, thank god, because if they were real toys, they would have to bee the creepiest ever made.
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Sometimes we all have a “Tara Reid” moment, unfortunately Tara Reid has them all the time.
And here he is on the Discovery Channel’s Shark Week, living up to the dumb blonde stereotype.
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Behold, the annual Undie Run, a tradition of college campuses up and down the USA. The only event you actually dress ‘down’ to appear in.
Everyone is invited, you just need to show up in your undies and run. Simple. Add some Daft Punk and you have yourselves something a bit special.
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