If you’re the type of person who likes to indulge in a spot of dogging, than the Lidl’s car park on a cold winters night is probably not the best place.
But that’s where these two numpties, Morris and Trevor, end up. But hey, if nothing else at least they’ve got each other.
Taylor Swift’s music never sounded so good, as Samuel L sings his version of her hit “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”.
Perhaps “sing” is too strong a word here, because rather he speaks Taylor’s hit. Still, it beats listening to the original.
Mario gets mashed up with metal in this expertly realized mashup from a man who knows how to rock out on a guitar.
So get your devil signs at the ready and don’t be disappointed when you get told, “Sorry, the princess is at another castle”.
Takeshi Kitano directs and stars in a film about a blind masseur and swordsman who waltzes into town that’s in the grip of warring gangs.
So he sets about kicking bad guy ass, because even though he can’t see a thing he can still wield a stick like a master.
Cruises are so long and boring that you have to find ways to amuse yourself if you’re on one for longer than about a day.
And this seems like a great way to occupy your time, even though the guy’s older enough to know better.
After Arnold Schwarzenegger’s DVD commentary for “Total Recall” pretty much just consisted of him describing the scenes that were taking place before the viewer.
So Jimmy Fallon got him to do the same insightful analysis on some of his other films, including “Kindergarten Cop” and “Predator.”
If you’re easily offended, then fuck’s sake go cry into your mummy’s apron and get off the internet.
For the rest of us, you can enjoy this parody showing scumbag Jimmy Savile playing a game of Black Ops 2.
I’m not really sure how I feel about Yoga. It’s full of tree-hugging hippy nonsense and trite quasi-philosophical sentiments.
On the other hand, hot bendy chicks swallow it hook, line and sinker and there’s arguably no greater spectator sport in the world…
