Fancy turning that weak-sauce laser pointer into a sweet-ass lazer cannon that will be the envy of the neighbourhood? Yeah you do. Well here’s how.
In just a few short minutes you can turn a doggy distraction into a doomsday machine.
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Demba Ba and the premiership is experiencing a brand new drink problem and it could cause more problems than the usual whiskey chasers and their Balthazar-size champagne bottles that they drink off Medieval dwarves.
It’s strawberry syrup and it’s rocking football to its very core. Can the stars of the premiership survive? Do you care?
If you thought that ‘enhancing the image’ was as bad as TV science got, I have some bad news for you. The guys who write Bones have lowered the bar.
This makes the CCTV camera image rotation thing from Enemy Of The State look totally plausable.
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If you enjoy Australians shouting the word “c*nt” again and again to the sound of South Park’s “America, F*ck Yeah!”–and let’s be honest, who doesn’t?–then you’ll lap up this little ditty.
It’s in celebration of Australia day, which is today, and commemorates the arrival of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove in 1788 when the Brits came along and ruined everything. Yay!
It’s the terrifying tale of how a young man was subjected to endless horrors in the woods and so runs screaming, haunted and shaken from the trees, freaked out by some unearthly visitors.
And for all those naysayers out there who don’t believe this is aliens, have you never heard of intergalactic bovine spacecraft? You fools.
As a general rule the Scottish aren’t all that fond of the English. If you can get one of them to speak to you though, this is the sort of thing you’re likely to hear.
Putting a lock on your bedroom door is probably a good idea too, unless you want anti-English subliminals.
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Well the Golden Globes missed a trick not featuring this little fella in their awards, but hopefully he won’t get overlooked by the Academy.
If Disney do another one of their “The Incredible Journey” films they should defo look this guy up, because he is an absolute pro. In fact, he’s a better actor than Roger Moore ever was.
Gays in the military is one thing, but who knew they let screamers in? This guy lets rip like a schoolgirl. You might want to turn your volume down if you’re wearing headphones…
Marine: “Can I have a countdown?”
Slingshot Operator: “Oh, you want a countdown?” *Launches? Slingshot* *Trollface*
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