This is one of the worst things to have in your basement, really difficult to get rid of once they settle in. Totally worse than an infestation of rats of cockroaches.
And the worst thing is, if you have an unnamable, unimaginable, creeping monstrosity lurking in your basement, don’t even bother going to the council to try and get them to help. Total waste of time.
Mr Hughes lays it down about those hypocritical people who refuse to give down and outs money for fear they’ll spend it on drugs and fast living.
What’s so wrong with that? If they want to drink battery acid and sweat toxins out of their ears then so be it.
If these people hadn’t been filming themselves making a drunken racket when a wild animal appears, when they tried to recount this story the morning after no one would’ve believed them.
But the evidence is there in this footage: a wolf roaming the streets of London. Foxes beware, you may have some competition……’BENTOOOOOON!?!’
“I’m Business Mouse, yeah!” A little mouse with some big ideas sees some money-making to be had in the form of a theme park. So he throws his wads at it, cos he’s a business player.
But it doesn’t all go according to plan, and he finds himself swimming in a world of shit. But he manages to come out smelling of money because this mouse farts better business ideas than Lord Sugar’s entire empire.
America’s favourite muff-diving talk show host finds herself inadvertently in a Justin Bieber video. But that’s what happens when you don’t close off the street before you start filming.
OK, so you’re a celebrity but that doesn’t mean you should be allowed to just stand in the middle of the road and pose. This is a road accident waiting to happen.
Gordon Ramsey shows just how filthy his mind is. When he’s talking about beautiful breasts and feeling how moist his bird is, he’s not talking about food. No, he’s talking about something else entirely.
In fact, all those cookery shows on TV they’re not talking about food at all. Instead it’s their gutter minds expressing their innermost sexual desires.
Watching stuff flying through the air that really shouldn’t be airborne is one of life’s great pleasures. So enjoy this clip of a washing machine, lawnmower, BBQ, and petrol pump taking flight.
And it’s not just these objects being thrown off buildings either, that’s too easy, instead they’ve fitted with propellers so you get a heli-BBQ, etc.
Darth Vader is such a whore for the man, here he is shucking his wares selling products. It used to be about the Empire, about the dark side and pure evil.
Now look at him, happy to star in any old commercial, as long as it allows him to get that Death Star shaped swimming pool at his new mansion on Endor
