How you doing for time? Got a spare 40 minutes? Of course you have, what else do you have to do? Work? Pah! That can wait.
Instead watch this fan film tribute to Star Wars, with tip-top special effects and a cast that doesn’t feature Jar Jar Binks, it’s like the prequel we always wanted.
The delightful Ulrika gets a YouTube video dedicated all to her, covering her career as a weather girl, to appearing on Shooting Stars, to being Sven’s mistress.
It even manages the intellectual feat of rhyming Ulrika-ka-ka-ka with Lady Gaga and Jar Jar. Truly a thing of beauty. Looks like Britain’s found its next poet laureate.
In the name of science this tireless pioneer jacks up the voltage on these plasma balls to see how much they can take. Will they give up like a couple of pussies or will they cry out for more?
If it wasn’t for the incredible efforts of valiant men like this, we’d still be worshipping fake deities while howling at the moon.
A truly tantalising tongue twister teasing moment from the Motilo ‘Lips Of Babel’ series as 13 resplendent models recite tongue twisters in their native language. But take stock, because this might be your only chance to see that many pairs of sensuous lips — belonging to the world’s most stunning models no less — talk directly at you.
Sure, there might be the little inconvenience of a computer screen between you and them, but just imagine what those lips could do for you.
If you’re thinking of opening a restaurant, then look no further than this for your head chef. She’ll look good in an apron and she certainly knows her way around a knife.
OK, so she might be mildly psychotic, but come on, aren’t all chefs a little bit mental? You have to be right, part of the job spec.
Many meats, rope, boots, basketballs and whatever the hell they wanted to slice the shit out of, were harmed in the making of this video.
Give two fully grown men access to some Chinese swords, a TV camera, and an audience, and they’ll act like a couple of kids playing ninja.
So doing your shopping online is meant to be so easy, saving you a trip to the store to battle it out with all the other stressed out consumers.
But instead it’s a total ball-ache that makes you want to give up eating and instead run away to the woods and live on nothing but hope and whimsy.
Usually he’s so amiable and kid-friendly with his little black and white cat. And now look at him, he’s turned into an ugly manifestation of his former self, a bitter, twisted, hateful postman.
If your kids are into Postman Pat, then you’d probably be best to keep them away from your monitor while you laugh your balls off at this. If they catch one glimpse, it’ll scar their developing brains for life.
