He’s taken his sweet time but Sacha Baron Cohen has finally come up with a new character, and it’s climate sceptic Lord Christopher Monckton. Hooray!
Or is it? All is not quite what it seems, either that or Mr Cohen’s make-up team are particularly adept.
Bradley Walsh shows the level of maturity he’s at by pissing himself laughing at the name Fanny Chmelar *snigger*. The man’s literally crying with laughter, like a school boy.
Just think of poor Fanny Chmelar, she’s had to live her whole life with the Bradley Walshes of this world sniggering every time her name is mentioned. But then it’s her own fault, because no matter what her sporting achievements, she’s still called Fanny. Lol.
Everyone thinks penguins are all cute and that, looking after their eggs in the cold like the greatest parents in the animal kingdom. But, they have a dark side too.
And that is, they’re thieving bastards. While one of their brethren takes up his day collecting rocks from all over building up a nest, another one comes along and nicks ‘em when he’s not looking. The evil shit.
Take 22 Beatles songs and put them in a blender that looks like a human being, i.e. this guy — and the result is a little mashup medley to keep your toes-a-tapping and your head-a-bobbing.
And if you’re one of those people who hates the Beatles, then you still need to listen to this because there’s no reason on earth why you should hate the Beatles. You hater.
If your grandpa isn’t as fiery as he once was and needs a bit of energy back in his blood, then forget about giving him some Peruvian marching dust, that may get him into trouble.
Instead, you can give him some Irn-Bru, the only thing is it seems to have an effect on pensioners where it makes them use blue language.
Don’t deny that you’ve not pondered the question: How many praying mantises does it take to power a smartphone? Because it’s something that keeps us all awake at night, tossing and turning in restless thought.
Well this guy has had enough of the insomnia, he’s taken a call to action and got off his hind and done something about it. Behold, an insect-powered mobile!
Men! Women! LOL! This jerk-off knows what I’m talking a bout, she’s telling it like it is, that men can be bought and sold like commodities on an open market.
Use your feminine weapons to get them to do whatever you want, then move on to the next easily manipulable douche-face. Easy!
They’ve made the prequel to this epic movie and now comes the Frank Sinatra musical version. And it’s a total beaut.
The ultimate in alien terror just got the voice of old blue eyes. Next thing you know it’ll be playing a six month residency in Vegas.
