G’day mate! There’s nothing like getting the news that your tinny drinking, kangaroo shagging cousin from daaaan under is coming over for a little visit. It’s enough to make a grown man cry.
And cry Tom Cruise does. It’s devastating news for someone of Tom’s stature, what will his highfalutin Hollywood chums say when his bedraggled pom-hating Australian brethren turn up? He’ll afta throw another shrimp on the barbie, mate.
Dom Joly, the star of Trigger Happy TV introduced us to the annoying idiot shouting at the top of his voice on an over-sized mobile phone. He’s an awful lot like Marmite, you either love him or hate him. Now the two essential ingredients are combined to show you how to hone your ‘Haute Cuisine – Hate Cuisine’ skillz in the kitchen.
Forget ‘Epic Meal Time’, those guys would never attempt this. Have you ever tried a squeeze of Marmite when frying mushrooms? It’s a cinch and gives them a real zing! The real question is, can you actually remember where the kitchen is? If you can i suggest you check out more on Marmite’s Facebook page.
If you’re going to parody Rebecca Black’s “My Moment”, then why the hell not do it wearing a wolf suit. If only Ms Black herself was a little more interesting and decided to dress up in various animal suits like an extra from Where The Wild Things Are, then she might get less hate from the internet.
These guys and girl know how to rock a town centre in middle England, you just need a some punk pixel noise and a chiptune solo. Done.
The film about that park full of giant extinct lizards who run amok and spawn 2 sequels gets this neat little infographic about the raptors. What we can take away from it is raptors are obviously awesome, but highly dangerous and predatory.
So if you do decide to create a theme park populated with dinosaurs cloned from the DNA extracted from insects preserved in prehistoric amber, then maybe go easy on the raptors.
Not sure what sort of balls Philippe Senderos has been playing around with, by the sound of it Joey Barton’s, but what goes on in the shower room should stay in the shower room.
These footballers, if they’re not shagging their brother’s wife or sleeping with ladies of the night, they’re doing unspeakable things on the football pitch.
Well isn’t this just the darnedest thing you ever did see? A father takes his daughter too see some leopards and after feeding them the dead flesh of the living, the leopards start stalking the little girl. But she thinks it’s all just a big game. Ha!
And you thought playing around with a lazer and your cats was you getting in touch with the animals, well that’s nothing compared to hand-feeding these beasts.
What are some people prepared to do for some free cash? This summer, Bulmers are running a series of experiments across the country to get people talking. In their latest experiment, in a busy train station, they ask ‘What gets people talking on their commute?’
Can this guy create ‘a mini orchestra’ in the alloted time and get commuters talking, or will he be laughed off the platform? And if you fancy becoming part of this experiment then check it out and sign up on Facebook.
You’ve not seen the beauty of existence until you’ve seen a hedgehog being bathed with a toothbrush by a muscular man with arm tattoos. Truly, it is a sight worthy of world heritage status, to be protected by the guardians of time for all eternity. Or at least until next week.
But of course, there is the argument that little Max here should be out in the wild eating bugs and carrying around loads of fleas, not being nursed by a fucking goth.
