It’s a pretty simple formula that Patrice O’Neal has for telling how hot a white woman is. Some people aren’t going to like it but he sure is the funny. The way to test how funny is to see how much your stomach hurts after watching this.

As he states, people remember a missing white woman but if you’re another nationality and you disappear off the face of the earth, well you better hope your family cares for you a lot, because no one else does.