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When Youtube user dogfoodfilms posted a video of Harrison Ford purportedly watching Indiana Jones for the first time, a lot of people complained that it was in fact a fake.
To remove any doubt he’s created his finest work; Harrison Watching Harrison Watching Indiana Jones. Enjoy.
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Ken Barlow, the legend of Coronation Street quite rightly gets a song featuring his infamous line, with a fittingly ridiculous video that features some of the cast members of everyone’s favourite soap.
Well, not everyone, because some people who like death and despair and cockneys moping about will watch Eastenders instead. But Barlow would have Pat Butcher in a fight any day of the week.
For his heinous crimes against Tesco and bringing the entire name of TV chefs into disrepute, klepto culinary criminal Antony Worrall Thompson is packed off to Lambshank Prison to serve out his sentence.
But how will this furry squirrel of a man endure the brutal realities of incarceration? Will he survive? Can Morgan Freeman help him whip up a mean chorizo and couscous stuffed marrow? Time will tell…
Gordon F#CKING RAMSAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!! If you’ve just gone back to work and you feel a bit angry at the world for ruining your festive slumber, then why not take a leaf out of Mr Angry’s book?
So instead of treating your colleagues or subordinates as equals, look at them as common muck, pond life, lower than amoebas, the kind of runny dog shit you cross the street to avoid stepping in.
All those looking-back-at-the-year types shows and articles are generally pretty shitty, full of boring crap that you hated the first time round, let alone seeing it again.
But this is different, because it’s Cassetteboy and he makes famous people say funny stuff and swear, which is what the world needs more of. Have a LOL at 2011, it’s been a shitter of a year.
The world’s greatest idiot arrives in the virtual world of the computer game Skyrim, and as per his modus operandi he sort of moans his way through.
Ricky and Steve could milk a third season of their Karl Pilkington franchise cash cow here: An Idiot in Video Games.
If you’re one of those people who shed salt tears for weeks on end at the death of the people’s princess, then you might get a little peeved at this.
But if you do, then it just goes to show what a spineless, humourless piece of human crud you really are. For the rest of us, enjoy.
It’s a pretty simple formula that Patrice O’Neal has for telling how hot a white woman is. Some people aren’t going to like it but he sure is the funny. The way to test how funny is to see how much your stomach hurts after watching this.
As he states, people remember a missing white woman but if you’re another nationality and you disappear off the face of the earth, well you better hope your family cares for you a lot, because no one else does.
