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This may come as a surprise to some people, but on the internet folks like to argue. Yep, it’s true. I know, shocking isn’t it, it’s hard to believe that anyone can disagree. But they can.
And so icons of Star Trek and Star Wars recently took to the internet arguing that their franchise reigned supreme. When things got personal, George Takei–the only actor who has worked in both–stepped in to broker the peace by identifying a mutual threat.
After years of biting his lip, having to put up with so many turds coming onto the X-Factor stage over the years, making total dickwads of themselves, voiceover guy finally gets to speak his mind.
While he’s venting spleen, Barlow’s new diet isn’t going well and girl group Little Mix unite the little mingers of the world in song…
“I’m Business Mouse, yeah!” A little mouse with some big ideas sees some money-making to be had in the form of a theme park. So he throws his wads at it, cos he’s a business player.
But it doesn’t all go according to plan, and he finds himself swimming in a world of shit. But he manages to come out smelling of money because this mouse farts better business ideas than Lord Sugar’s entire empire.
America’s favourite muff-diving talk show host finds herself inadvertently in a Justin Bieber video. But that’s what happens when you don’t close off the street before you start filming.
OK, so you’re a celebrity but that doesn’t mean you should be allowed to just stand in the middle of the road and pose. This is a road accident waiting to happen.
Gordon Ramsey shows just how filthy his mind is. When he’s talking about beautiful breasts and feeling how moist his bird is, he’s not talking about food. No, he’s talking about something else entirely.
In fact, all those cookery shows on TV they’re not talking about food at all. Instead it’s their gutter minds expressing their innermost sexual desires.
If you’re easily offended then you may not want to listen to this borderline joke from Mr. Gervais. As it may upset your delicate sensibilities.
But for the rest of us, you can enjoy the lulz and be grateful that while it’s in bad taste, at least it’s not Michael McIntyre.
Detroit, it’s a place famous for a few things, but mostly for producing plenty of automobiles and also that guy who starred in that movie, 8 Mile.
And while Mr Marshall Bruce Mathers III and the Motor City have both had to endure their fair share of hardships and upsets, it didn’t stop them from climbing to the very top of their game. In fact, it helped.
LOL! Chipmunk-man Gregg Wallace and Australian Droppy John Torode love a bit of in your end-o. What with food being closely related to the sexy-time there’s plenty of opportunity for a bit of nudge-nudge-wink-wink.
Moist squirrels, virgins in all things fishy, it’s all here in the latest episode of Carry On MasterChef. Buttery. Biscuit. Base.
