LOL! Chipmunk-man Gregg Wallace and Australian Droppy John Torode love a bit of in your end-o. What with food being closely related to the sexy-time there’s plenty of opportunity for a bit of nudge-nudge-wink-wink.

Moist squirrels, virgins in all things fishy, it’s all here in the latest episode of Carry On MasterChef. Buttery. Biscuit. Base.