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It might be an innovative piece of kit that could prove whether the planet Mars once held the potential for life, but that doesn’t mean to say it’s not a total dick.
For one, it’s attitude sucks big time. Just listen to how rude it is to these NASA scientists — well out of order.
Nothing beats a kickabout down the local park, jumpers for goal posts and all that. But here “On me ‘ead son!” gets a whole new meaning as these kids show off their ball — and larking about — skills pulling off headshots with great finesse.
It takes a lot of practice to get an aim like that and it takes some dedicated friends who don’t mind suffering from headaches.
Politics can be a difficult business, especially when you are trying to get approval for anything transport related. Simon Pegg’s character is having a tough time trying to explain a new train proposal to Amelia Bullmore.
It kind of makes you lose hope in the government as she can’t quite seem to grasp the fact that the model of the train is different to what they’re going to build :s
Talk about ‘Sex, Drugs & Your Day in Court’ – Back in November 1997, the former lead singer from the Sex Pistols appeared on Judge Judy. Yeah, I know.
He was there to fight a suit filed by his former tour drummer Robert Williams for breach of contract, assault and battery. They couldn’t make this shit up!
If you think you party hard, it’s nothing compared to how a duck rips it up when it wants to have some good times. They are secretly bad-ass and a law unto themselves. Ducks are evil muddas!
The mallard especially likes to get down with its funky self — that head bobbing on the water it does, it’s cos it’s got banging tunes playing in its ear. Just remember never to get on their bad side.
Now this guy’s got some skillz, if any female saw him busting these moves on the dance floor, they’d no doubt find him irresistible.
Just wait until this hits the clubs and then everyone will be flipping about like a fish out of its natural habitat. Totally fresh.
A bunch of privileged poshos at a dinner party make a little game about who can have the last brownie–whoever delivers the most hard-luck story gets it.
But then! It all takes a turn for the dark as the age old question of would you rape a mime comes into play. It’s just another typical middle-class dinner party, basically.
Some awareness videos are actually very useful – they are representative of the thing they’re trying to highlight and give sound advice. In essence a ‘good’ thing.
But not this one, this video is so weird and creepy it would make any child lose faith with the entire human race, nevermind ’strangers’. “I’ll kill your dog!”… Really?
