If you think you party hard, it’s nothing compared to how a duck rips it up when it wants to have some good times. They are secretly bad-ass and a law unto themselves. Ducks are evil muddas!
The mallard especially likes to get down with its funky self — that head bobbing on the water it does, it’s cos it’s got banging tunes playing in its ear. Just remember never to get on their bad side.