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Sarah Silverman is a model citizen, someone we can all look up to in these times of corruption and moral and economic bankruptcy.
Why? Well because she’s put herself on the line and said she’ll scissor 78 year old Sheldon Adelson until he jizzes if he gives his money to Obama instead of Romney. God bless her.
For their latest mission, Improv Everywhere turned a mini-golf course into a major golf championship.
Surprising random mini-golfers with caddies, commentators, an ESPN camera crew, and a huge crowd. The “winner” was presented with the actual Claret Jug from The Open Championship.
Here’s a subject that’s close to many people’s hearts. Or noses. Turns out that on average the cocaine content in a wrap of “cocaine” purchased in the UK is only 9%.
So that money you just splashed out on some of the devil’s dandruff was mostly for some unknown substance, probably talcum powder. Oh the humanity.
Do you like your fast food FAST? If so you should probably head on over to Nick Jays!
Their food is so fast that you’ll actually meet yourself shortly after receiving your order, causing a temporal anomoly! The food is terrible though.
If you watch the BBC’s Sherlock you’ll know how the world’s best detective can instantly analyse a scene just be looking at it.
But sometimes even the greatest mind on earth can get a bit confused. And sometimes stuff’s just there because, well, just because.
It’s an interesting move by their makers, skittles are now being advertised by a woman getting it on with a walrus.
Considering their previous NSFW adverts
it’s fairly tame, but still doesn’t make me want to put anything in my mouth…
Poor grandma, all she wants to do is die and then rest in peace, but it’s just too much to ask.
Instead she keeps getting resurrected as her skiving grandson uses her as an excuse to dodge work time and time again.
Ever wished you could have a conversation with your twleve year old self? I haven’t. I was probably a total dick.
Still, if it didn’t create a temporal paradox and destroy the very fabric of space-time, I might give myself some lottery results…
