New iPad Magic Act
Call me cynical if you like, but I reckon this was just an elaborate way to claim a bunch of iPads as a business expense.
Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Excuse me, I’m just off to the apple shop then to E-Bay to make my fortune.
Kunt and the Gang – Bangers and Mash
Bangers and Mash is a British institution, but this kind of bangers and mash is not the sort you want to be chowing down on any time soon.
Instead, this is a little ditty about going to the loo in a public toilet only to find someone been there before you and left a little surprise. Non-nom.
Hunger Games Coke Commercial
If you thought that the Superbowl had some pretty decent half time adverts, you’d be right.
They’ve got nothing on the Hunger Games commercials though. You won’t see some chick sawing a dude’s head off with a coke can during the Superbowl, guaranteed.
Peeing Stories – The Graham Norton Show
We’ve all got a funny peeing story, right? Like that time you peed in your cupboard in the middle of the night thinking it was a urinal.
Or when you sleep walked into the middle of the street and urinated in the middle of the road or peed in a bottle on an airplane because you’re Gerard Depardieu and you don’t give a fuck.
Squatty Potty
Sick of taking a dump and not having your knees up by your ears? Well now there is a solution!
Get yourself a Squatty Potty and you’ll be well on your way to squeezing out 8.6 Couric crowd pleasers time after time.
What Is Floppy Love
Floppy Love. What could it possibly be? Well, it’s actually ‘What Is Love’ as it sounds when being played by an array of floppy Disk drives.
And not a lot is lost in the translation. If you close your eyes you can almost see Jim Carey and the Roxbury Guys bopping along to it.
Simon’s Cat – Shelf Life
If you own a cat then this scene is probably pretty familiar. If it’s not nailed to the shelf, it’s probably broken by now.
Christmas and birthdays at least give you a bit of advanced warning by way of card buffer…
XBL Parenting
So your son’s on Xbox Live and you want him to come down and eat his dinner, but we all know it’s not as easy as just asking.
As a responsible adult the best thing you can do is to shriek at him as loud as possible and then he can shriek back and it’ll descend into chaos from there. Win.
