
If your grandpa isn’t as fiery as he once was and needs a bit of energy back in his blood, then forget about giving him some Peruvian marching dust, that may get him into trouble.
Instead, you can give him some Irn-Bru, the only thing is it seems to have an effect on pensioners where it makes them use blue language.
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Don’t deny that you’ve not pondered the question: How many praying mantises does it take to power a smartphone? Because it’s something that keeps us all awake at night, tossing and turning in restless thought.
Well this guy has had enough of the insomnia, he’s taken a call to action and got off his hind and done something about it. Behold, an insect-powered mobile!
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Men! Women! LOL! This jerk-off knows what I’m talking a bout, she’s telling it like it is, that men can be bought and sold like commodities on an open market.
Use your feminine weapons to get them to do whatever you want, then move on to the next easily manipulable douche-face. Easy!
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They’ve made the prequel to this epic movie and now comes the Frank Sinatra musical version. And it’s a total beaut.
The ultimate in alien terror just got the voice of old blue eyes. Next thing you know it’ll be playing a six month residency in Vegas.
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This must’ve come as a bizarre surprise to this Welsh farmer. One minute he’s growing a giant swede, then next he has the most stoned man in the world calling him asking for advice.
Next thing you know, you’re backstage with the Dwagmeist smoking some sticky icky keeping it streebo. Then Sky News are reporting it at news.
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This pretty much has it all, sick beats, a chip shop, and a tale about a man and his dinner. You’ll no doubt be singing along to this as you merrily skip along to the local chippy to buy yourself some battered cod.
The only thing that’s missing from this vid is smell-o-vision. So this is prob best listened to with a hot pile of fish and chips in front of you with the smell wafting in your face.
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So many comedy shows come along and then disappear into the scrapheap of writers’ dreams, shut down by the fat cats because there wasn’t enough fart jokes.
Boo-fucking-hoo. Well this series of clips is from one such show, left to live on through the kindness of strangers who upload collections of compilation clips from the first and only season.
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Everyone loves the part in the movie where the camera pans in on a character’s anguished face as they open their mouth wide and scream an ear-piercing “NOOOOO!”.
You’d be lying to yourself if you said that you didn’t. And here’s 20 characters all edited together for your convenience, all screaming “NOOOOOO!” YES!
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