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Those trees might look all innocent, standing there all tall and that, growing real slow and looking like they’re just minding their own, enjoying the sunlight and ingesting carbon dioxide.
But! There’s another side to them, a side that it takes a special kind of person to see. And believe me, these guys are very special indeed.
Foreplay. It’s a tricky area, literally. Since time eternal man has struggled with getting it right. Woman have been left frustrated, men confused. How long can we all go on like this? What can we do to sort out this sticky mess?
Well, who knows. But Jim Jefferies steps up to tell it like it is, delicately describing the differences between what men consider foreplay and what women consider foreplay. While using the word cunt as often as possible.
Nature is a very curious thing, forget the birds & the bees, this summer it’s all about the ‘birds & the Tweets. Ornithologists say birds are most active early mornings and late afternoons… But can our species out-Tweet them? It’s the humans against the birds in our Bulmers orchard – who will win?
Join the experiment between the hours of 1pm and 2pm Tweet with the hashtag #Bulmers, or alternatively, go to www.facebook.com/bulmersuk and take part in a series of fun experiments they are running this summer.
So just what has this sweet looking old lady got hidden under her bed? What delights will the Cash in the Attic team find that can maybe bring her some joy?
Ah. Well, it looks like they’ve found something that can certainly bring her some joy, whether she’ll want to part with it is another matter.
Steve Hughes breaks it down for us all. Which means it’s OK for you to like cooking and heavy metal. It doesn’t mean you’re gay.
He also points out the irony of rugby players and the like calling guys who bake cakes gay when they spend their time showering with butch naked men. Oh the humanity!
In case you’ve been in a drugged up stupor, a lot went on this last weekend news wise. And one of the tragic events that took place was the death of Amy Winehouse.
And so this kind gentleman kindly penned this loving tribute to her. I’m sure it’ll make the harrowing incident all the more bearably for her family and friends. Or maybe not, aye.
OK, so Google’s attempt at social networking was launched a while back, but nobody thought to tell Dmitri — until now.
He’s always the last to know, but that’s not going to stop his amazed reaction. He’s its No. 1 fan, he fucking hates Facebook. And don’t even get him started on Twitter.
Less Darth Vadar, more Darth Gaydar as the mincing Carry On legend becomes the voice of the the leader of the dark side.
Obviously he doesn’t come across as quite so threatening, but it does mean he’ll be able to say things like “Oh, be-haaayyy-ve” and throw in innuendos about purple lightsabers at every opportunity.
