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Cats, they’re pretty stupid, right? And the internet, there’s no questioning that is full of dumb, teeming with the stuff. Just fit to burst out of your computer screen and cover you in dumb, a sea of stupid is pressurising up to come cascading from your monitor and wash you away in a river of idiocy.
This much, we know. So this guy’s put two-and-two together and he’s come up with this stupid video of his idiotic cat. It has over 4 millions views.
We’ve all seen the space saga that helped kickstart the summer blockbuster phenomenon, we all know who’s in it; some droids, some darkside, a little bit of Force, and talking aliens, lots of. But it never sounded as much fun as when it’s retold by this guy’s friend Amanda. She’s amazing.
In her epic retelling Chewie becomes a deformed Ewok, in a plot that involves counsellor puppet masters, farmers, people getting killed, bar planets, brown muppets and big robots and stuff. She’s so close, but also so far, far away.
Have you pulled a muscle in your back? Maybe you sprained a finger opening a tin of baked beans? Well whatever you’ve done, you deserve some money, after all, it’s not like you asked for that tin opener to be so difficult, did you?
No, it’s clearly everybody else’s fault but your own, you have a right to live without getting hurt just because you’re getting old and your body’s turning to shit. So ring these guys and get some compensation, the world owes it to you.
You may think Barney Rubble and Fred Flintstone are the best of friends; a couple of normal, stone age buddies who like to hang out and drink beer and fart.
But don’t get on the wrong side of Barney, because he’s an aggressive little badass when he wants to be. He’ll turn ugly quick as look at you.
The tide has turned, in these end days, it’s no longer cool to hate the police. That was so 1988. Get with the 21st century.
It’s now the cool thing to help out your local constabulary, so pick up a truncheon, put a blue tit on your head, and go crack some skulls!
Mount & Blade, the medieval war game has got a mod where the action is transferred to modern day Glasgow, which is pretty medieval anyway so it should be a perfect fit.
So you get extreme football hooliganism, rioting and urban chaos, not unlike what’s been going on in London and other cities over the past few days.
If you shop in Poundland, get your trainers from Sports direct, and consider finding 10p on the floor a great victory, then these guys are your champions. What with the world economy eating itself, we’re all going to be rapping with dem bludkis soon.
Don’t be ashamed that you shower in the rain, that the Tesco Value range is too pricey for you, these guys have got your back.
“Cwmbran is a new town in Wales within the historic boundaries of Monmouthshire, and county borough of Torfaen. It was established in 1949 to provide new employment opportunities in the south eastern portion of the South Wales Coalfield.
Cwmbrân means “valley of the crow” in the Welsh language. It is twinned with Bruchsal, Germany and Carbonne, France.” Basically it’s more street than concrete.
