Sozzled, tipsy, wankered, pissed, three sheets to the wind, bladdered, drunk. Whatever you call it, we all like an evening on the old sauce. And sci-fi guys are no different. They may look different, but whether you’re in Lord of the Rings, in Space or in your front room in Manchester – alcohol transcends all life and existence.
And which narrow-minded fool is content with Earthly concoctions anyway? This video makes even the most exciting cocktail look drab. I want to try some ‘wake-up juice’. And not to mention that weird Dragon goo. There’s so many dimensions of drunk yet to be discovered!
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They seem all cuddly and chubby, sitting around all day on their bums munching bamboo. But this is what Pandas are actually capable of. Despite ‘Panda’ food looking nothing if not a bit dodgy, you’d definitely go for it if you were faced with 5 foot of fur and muscle.
These types of ad campaigns are always successful. Funny, repetitive and with a good central character. It’d make you want to watch programmes to see the latest development in the ad in between. And what do we have? An annoying Go Compare tenor and a talking Meerkat. Great.
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They may look cute to the likes of you and me, but it’s all about the presentation and the subtle enforcement of perception – get that wrong and you have FAIL! on your hands!
Self-shooting in the bedroom is always fraught with difficulties, next time you are looking for the right angle to convey your hawtness i’d suggest you check there isn’t a mirror in the background giving it all away…
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Phil Mitchell’s recent foray into the exciting realms of crack cocaine seem to have taken its toll on him. Look at him, he’s so far beyond parody now, this clip seems almost plausible. It may well be, that given the fact that script writers have to constantly update their outlandishness, added to Phil’s increasing erratic nature, the BBC have combined one tyrannical East End thug, with a classic psychopath.
I welcome this suggestion with an open mind. I’ll certainly start tuning in if Phil continues with these ways. Maybe he’s just really angry with all the exciting TV work his brother Grant is getting. ‘Grant on Gangs’, ‘Grant on Terrorists’ etc. Ah, not to worry Phil, stick to what you know.
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Chris Morris has always had a talent for ruffling the feathers of anyone he comes across for his inimitable TV and radio shows. Here, we have a classic interview with Jerry Springer. Using false sychophancy and clever wordplay he can once again manouevre himself into a situation of authority whereby he can well and truly take the piss out of the poor old presenter.
Not only does he list bizarre and increasingly ridiculous possible titles for Springer’s…bizarre and ridiculous show, but he also gets him a little angry and gulls him into believing made-up diseases. The atmospheric music over the top just heightens the whole experience and adds a little of Morris’s well-known editing mischief. This is utterly unmatched comedy.
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Some offices go on team-building weekends to the Lakes where you have to go camping in a tent with Mike from accounts who’s the most boring blob of flesh in the world. Others go for post-work drinks to unwind.
Here we have an example of another stress-busting technique. And see what happens when you try and change things? People kick off. Trade unions aren’t there for fun, you know, workers have rights!
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Since it’s been touted as some of the best drama ever made, I guess The Wire is now trying to conquer the comedy market. Probably due to low funds or laziness, however, producers have clearly resorted to regurgitating old scenes, with a cheap laughter track added.
You’d think with all that success they’d be able to re-shoot the whole series and make it into a sitcom. This is what happens in a recession – unemployment and poor television. I think I’ll stick to the original.
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No matter how bad a day or life you’re having, this video is sure to turn things around. Like a puppy, or someone tripping up in front of you, it’s nature’s visual Prozac. Try as you might, you simply cannnot help but be tickled by the sight of dozens of babies pulling the ’sour lemon face’.
I love how some of them think they have it covered, like, “What, sour? This is fine. This isn’t sour, this is…’ Only for them to suddenly recoil in a juddering fit. It’s a knee-jerk reaction that no-one can tame. Hang on, what’s that, did I hear someone say “Child cruelty”? Nonsense. They don’t HAVE to eat the fruit, do they?
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