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Some kids’ parents try and hide the fact their young ones are a bit tubby and geeky. They see it as a failure on their part and an embarassment for the wonderful child.
Not this little guy. Not only has he recognised he resembles an animated cartoon, he’s gone and made an effort to look more like it. Clearly with his parents’ blessing.
This could of course all be a horrible case of ‘wrong place, wrong time’. But, with that neckerchief and yellow number, I very much doubt it.
When the old religious debate rears its head, none of those ardent believers ever come up with cold hard stats. It’s always allusions to how Christ can help us, how the answer to all our questions is in the Bible.
Well I’m a man of science, and I like irrefutable numbers.
Next time I’m in a discussion with a man holding God’s book, I’ll point him in the direction of this damning graph. Shame on you, Lord!
We’ve all had our dark moments at festivals. In all fairness, they are one of the few places where questionable behaviour is acceptable.
However, this chap has very little excuses. It looks like morning and he doesn’t appear to have consumed his bodyweight in cider.
What’ll he do next? Wash his face in shit?
There’s something that baby knows on 0:20 secs that no-one else does. Maybe it’s this guys son and he’s seen how darn dreadful he is at hand eye co-ordination.
Why you welcome an audience to see you try break through 10 slabs of stone I’ll never know, even if you could, you know, do it.
This guy has the black belt, he’s got the white dressing gown and he works the slow build-up. He just…can’t…make…contact!
Jay-Z’s life problems probably relate to his record label, or if the next festival he’s playing at will provide the correct towels for his dressing room. Any number of hurdles can ruin his day, apart from of course ‘a bitch’.
But never did he think that his own issues could link to the intergalactic heights of Star Trek.
Helmsman Geordi La Forge, however, can clearly take something from the rapper’s poignant words. With his own inimitable tweak. What next….Star Wars!?!
Know what an Ibex is? No. Me neither. But this big guy’s certainly pissed at someone or something.
Maybe that’s why he’s so annoyed with life – he spends all his time trying to be noticed, only to be overshadowed by a host of other animals. Poor thing.
“I’m an Ibex Goddamnit. An IBEX!”
Is this all part of some global conspiracy, why would someone be doing this? Maybe the military have found a use for the douche as a subversive battleground enemy deterrent/distraction?
Either way, this will throw up some very interesting data on a species that most people would like to be hunted to extinction!
We must study the douche and understand his migratory patterns….And then terminate them!
Remember that scene in the movie Deliverance? Nah, not that one with the Dueling Banjos, but the other one, in the woods with the rednecks, and that fat guy who looks like a pig.
Yeah, exactly, harrowing wasn’t it. Well, now the tables have been turned as a redneck gets a taste of what it feels like to be Andy Dufresne?
Sharing a cell with a hairy man-ape whose sexual tastes are unknown is a situation you should try and avoid. Where’s Morgan Freeman when you need him…”Squeal like a piggy boy!!!”
