
Every singleton gets a bit desperate on Valentine’s Day, but you probably weren’t quite as desperate as this lovestruck soul.
Shot and edited in just 24 hours, this short film from BrokenToasterTV shows how one man will use measures far beyond any normal creep when it comes to spending the most unromantic day of the year with the one he <3s.
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Depending on whether you’re a cyclist or not, will depend on your reaction to Top Gear’s blunt public information film for the cycling community.
No doubt that the advert is driven by nothing else other than bike riders’ safety, so both motorists and cyclists should watch this and maybe, just maybe, everyone can all live together in peace and love and harmony. And rage. Lots of rage.
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The National Trust are a charity usually associated with historic houses and castles and stuff—not smoking weed and getting as high as a kite.
But that’s what this supposed “leaked” advert links them with, yet the National Trust are denying all knowledge—come on guys, why not just roll with this new, edgy, down-with-the-kids style?
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Arguably the two greatest living Englishman and thespie besties Magneto and Pro X did a coup d’etat on Friday’s Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Appearing to promote their respective Broadway shows, McKellen decided to live his dream of hosting a late night show, so he ousted Seth and made Stewart his first guest.
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Stewart Lee’s not the biggest fan of the internetz—and his real axe to grind is with Twitter.
He abhors it, calling it a “state surveillance agency staffed by gullible volunteers… a Stasi for the Angry Birds generation.” Nailed it.
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Immigrant paedo gypsy Labour party members have come to steal your wives and eat your jobs!
At least, that’s what The Daily Mail sounds like to most of us, so find out the utter horror that’s the driving (evil) force behind this newspaper in this sketch from b3ta member HappyToast, brought to life by filmmakers Guksack.
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The sequel, 300: Rise of an Empire, is due for imminent release, so what better time to take a look back at the shouty original.
Sure the source material on what the movie’s based might be a bit historically shaky, but hey, THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!!!
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SamRick Shreds are back with another vast improvement on One Direction’s music, redubbing their X Factor live performance of ‘Midnight Memories’.
It’s astonishing how a little bit of audio work can make a song listenable when once it was utter pants—and the little interview at the end just makes it that bit more special.
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