
We live in a time where torture is referred to as “enhanced interrogation techniques” and the uber rich are “job creators”, so it’s good to remember these wise words from George Carlin.
It’s an always-timely reminder how we use language to soften the blow of everything from what we wipe our asses with to seeing the doctor.
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Tired with having people question whether he was a boy or girl, this emo decided to troll the trolls.
So he (she?) hot-footed it to Omegle to pretend to be a girl and the results are hilarity itself.
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This is one to give you nightmares, especially if you visited this store.
“Toys” turn out to be actually just midgets dressed up, thank god, because if they were real toys, they would have to bee the creepiest ever made.
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Sometimes we all have a “Tara Reid” moment, unfortunately Tara Reid has them all the time.
And here he is on the Discovery Channel’s Shark Week, living up to the dumb blonde stereotype.
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Behold, the annual Undie Run, a tradition of college campuses up and down the USA. The only event you actually dress ‘down’ to appear in.
Everyone is invited, you just need to show up in your undies and run. Simple. Add some Daft Punk and you have yourselves something a bit special.
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You’d think that after consuming your body weight in beer, throwing your partner around on the dancefloor would be dangerous. Especially if you introduce ‘Du Hast’ by Rammestein as the song of choice to dance to.
But no, it just looks like lots and lots of fun, until someone falls over, snaps their leg off and has someone’s eye out with it. And here i was, thinking that? dancing was less than manly.
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Bo Burnham is awesome. Why? Because he spends his life uploading funny videos to Vine so you don’t have to.
All you have to do is press play on a video player and sit back and watch Bo being daft.
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This’ll cheer up your day, or maybe it’ll make you feel very old, or maybe both? Princess Leia and Wicket the Ewok meet again to re-enact that classic scene from Return of the Jedi.
But this time it’s not on the Forest Moon of Endor, but instead it’s on stage at a Star Wars convention in Germany. It’s hammed up to the max, but still better than Episodes 1,2 & 3.
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